**BAD NEWS: Unfortunately, I've had to temporarily disable this feature due to EVIL VILE spammers that have taken over my server and used my cards to spam folks with disgusting nasty irritating stuff.

**GOOD NEWS: As of 10/04/08, I am in the process of updating this form with more security.

Please check back soon!

How to Send a SouthernAngel.com Postcard
Sending a card is easy, just follow the steps below. By the way, these cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers, so you can go ahead and send your card knowing you will not end up on any junk list.

After you complete the card, you'll be shown a preview. If you don't like it, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive e-mail advising where to find the card.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Please select a picture from the list below by clicking on the button selector. Pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full size image of the picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image.

"Nekkid Valentine"

Here's a real sweet thang to send to yer sweet thang!
Roses are red, my tie is check-ed, I really like it when you wash the dishes nekkid.
"No teeth Valentine"

Here's a clue to give the guy that likes you.
Roses are red, Your teeth - you have two, You'll need lots of cash Before I'll go out with you.
"Happy Easter, Y'all!"

It ain't about the bunny, honey; It ain't about eggs of blue, you. But more about the love from above, And God's use of the cross for the lost. Happy Easter, Y'all!
"Happy Holidays, Y'all!"

Spread holiday cheer with this here possum!
"Ah, brothers!"

Little brothers are in a class all their own. Oh how you love their booger jokes and lizards in the shoes.
"ZZzzzzzz...."

Did you sleep through someone's birthday? Wedding? Speech? Supper? Then this is the card for you!
"Happy Turkey Day!"

Tell everyone "Happy Turkey Day!" with these two wild-eyed turkeys hangin' out in a poke salet patch.
"You Blow Me Away!"

This card is perfect for that special someone who just blows you away.
"I'm so Blue"

Missing your honey? Let him or her know with this sentimental card.
"Wish You Were Here (I Think)"

Your visit SouthernAngel.com was so much fun, you need to drop your friends a postcard!
"Gettin' Long in the Tooth"

Know someone that's getting long in the tooth? Send 'em this thoughful birthday card!
"Don't Let This Happen To You!"

This'll really scare your fiends ... er ... friends!
No Where to Comb-Over

Ever have one of those days? Well, ol' Cletus here knows 'zactly how you feel.
"Happy Birthday"

This blow-out photo will make the birthday boy or girl grin for sure!
"Shoulder Hair"

Let folks know about your visit to SouthernAngel.com by sharing your shoulder hair.
"No Splash Zone!"

Does someone need a reminder to take better aim? If so, then this card is for him or her!
"Happy Anniversary!"

What better way to tell folks Happy Anniversary than with this lovely couple?
"SouthernAngel Cheesecake Shot"

What postcard collection would be complete without the Gratuitous-Cheesecake-Southern-Angel-in-her-size-100-Skivvies-and-boots shot?
"Miss You"

Are you missing someone? This postcard will definitely bring them home! (Or something)
"Thinking of You"

For all you mushy folks, this heart-felt postcard should really score you some brownie points!

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both yours and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two pulldown menus below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!

Card Title
Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:
  • Love, Snookums
  • Best Wishes, Uncle Cletus
  • Me!

STEP #6: Pick a Song/Sound!
Please make a selection or skip this step for no music/sound.

STEP #7: PREVIEW CARD OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.



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Revised: 10/04/08
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