Gertie's in the deep South & knows all about playing 'woman' (cooking, birthing, lovin', saving money, & cleaning), plus just about everything else includin' good manners, out-housin' & sports (wrasslin', racin' & football). Read on for Gertie's Southern-fried wisdom and peculiar point of view!

Need advice? Need adventure? Need a therapist? Wonderin' which way to hang the toilet paper? Click on over and see what Gertie's got to say!

• Gertie Probes Boogers!
• Gertie Got Hate Mail!
• Gertie's Grilled Cheese Page!
• Gertie visits Talladega! On Page 1 she shows her true feelings about Tony Stewart and Dale Junior, plus helps out on pit road. Next, on Page 2, she sits on pit wall, takes Terry LaBonte's car for a spin, and fusses at Jeff Gordon's mechanic, and on Page 3 she REALLY checks out Jeff Gordon.
• Gertie Has Answers to Those Questions that Make You Go, "Hmm"!
• Wonderin' what's missing from your bathroom? What does Gertie and Clyde have in their shared boo-dwar? Well, read Gert's Southern Toiletries!
• To flush or not to flush? Gertie Talks On Toilet Troubles!
• Gertie's Gone Prankin'!
• Gertie's Cloudin' up a Storm!
• Gertie gets Defensive!
• Gertie Discusses Office Decorum!
• Gertie Pontificates on Politics!
• Gertie gets Together with Dizzy Dee and Lo-Reeta and they Answer all y'all's Questions about Discount Nuptials!
• Gertie Goes Snipe Huntin' with Beer Can Bob™!
• Gertie Briefs us on Big Butts!
• Gertie Delves into the Great Toilet Paper Debate!
• Click HERE for more Gertie!

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