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Welcome to Gertrude Butterbean's Home on the Internet!

Gertie's in the deep South & knows all about playing 'woman' (cooking, birthing, lovin', burpin', saving money, & cleaning), plus just about everything else includin' good manners, out-housin' & sports (wrasslin', racin' & football). Read on for Gertie's Southern-fried wisdom and peculiar point of view!

Need advice? Need adventure? Need a therapist? Wonderin' which way to hang the toilet paper? Click on over and see what Gertie's got to say!

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Disclaimer: Gertie ain't real - this site is for entertainment and ain't meant to take the place of yer doctor, lawyer, Indian chief, or even Momma - so just chill out.

Please do not reproduce, reprint, or distribute, either in print or electronically, the works either on this page or any of my other pages without explicit written permission from the author.

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Angela Gillaspie All Rights Reserved
Last Revised - 07/22/2018
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