Gertie's in the deep South & knows all about playing 'woman' (cooking, birthing, lovin', burpin', saving money, & cleaning), plus just about everything else includin' good manners, out-housin' & sports (wrasslin', racin' & football). Read on for Gertie's Southern-fried wisdom and peculiar point of view!

Need advice? Need adventure? Need a therapist? Wonderin' which way to hang the toilet paper? Click on over and see what Gertie's got to say!

• Look out for them hurricanes! Visit Gertie's Know-it-All Hurricane Center!
• Gertie Briefs us on Big Butts!
• Gertie Delves into the Great Toilet Paper Debate!
• Gertie's Waxin' Poetic-like About Toilet Paper!
• Gertie Tells all about Truck Hanky Panky!
• Gertie tackles football!
• Gertie celebrates being a woman!
• Gertie's Got the Goods on Cookin'!
• Gertie Slices Up Pie Advice!
• Gertie Has Answers to Those Questions that Make You Go, "Hmm"!
• Gertie's Got the Inside Scoop on the Crocodile Hunter finding God!
• Gertie Goes Snipe Huntin' with Beer Can Bob™!
• Gertie gets Defensive!
• Gertie Discusses Office Decorum!
• Gertie Pontificates on Politics!
• Click HERE for more Gertie!