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Gertie's in the deep South & knows all about playing 'woman' (cooking, birthing, lovin', burpin', saving money, & cleaning), plus just about everything else includin' good manners, out-housin' & sports (wrasslin', racin' & football). Read on for Gertie's Southern-fried wisdom and peculiar point of view!
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