Gertie's Got Answers For Those Hard "Hmm" QuestionsBy: Gertrude Butterbean © 2006-2007 SouthernAngel.com All Rights Reserved
For those questions that make ya go, "Hmm" - Gertie's got the answers that'll make ya go, "Amen!"
Q: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Q: On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'?
Q: Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
Q: Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you try first?
Q: How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Q: Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
Q: When we are in the supermarket and someone rams one of our ankles with a shopping cart & then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its okay'? It isn't okay, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
Q: Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Q: In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Q: Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Q: Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
Q: Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
Q: Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?
Q: How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Q: Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
Q: Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
Q: If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
That was real educational ... glad I could help! Y'all take care now, ya hear?
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