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Parenting Humor
At first I thought bananas were nutritious and yummy, but little did I know there
was a dark side to these simple
Bananas.
CSI: Momma - She
knows whodunit!
My kids handled the loss of their goldfish, "Tiger" really ... uh ... strange. Read
about it Angel's very controversial piece:
Funeral for a Friend.
"One baby to rule them all, one mom to find them, and one ring for them to fight
over and with magic markers they try to redesign them."
~Lord of the Stacking Rings.
Once upon a time, there was a little kitty named
Goofy Noodle
that was so so so ... goofy! Click on over and read my first attempt writing a children's story!
With the flu comes the power of germ warfare. Read more in
A Tale of Sick Kiddies!
Delights of Males
They bark, eat off the floor, chase the mailman, and can wreck a room in less than
15 seconds. Puppies, right? Yes and no. Find out more in
The Varmint Revelation.
Growing up with two sisters has me at a huge disadvantage for raising boys, but as
time goes by, I see that they're partly made of
Sugar, Spice, and Puppy Dog Tails.
How I wish my bathrooms had
Solitary Occupancy.
One daughter ("Princess Punches") and THREE sons ("Matches," "Gasoline," and "Lucky Strike") together
make a colossal
Spontaneous Combustion.
I've just about had all I can take with street gangs, uh, I mean playgroups. Read
"The Neighborhood Boys" to see whazzup and who's nuts!
Love can be found by stomping on someone's foot - read the story of a four-year-old's first love in "Nicky's Love Story."
Am I too overprotective of my 3-year-old at the pool? You decide: The Adventures of Super Nicky!
My preschooler wanted candy, I said no. Read about the aromatic gift he left for me in "A Surprise for Mommy!"
Do I really have a Gifted Child? Why sure! Here's how to Care for an Officially Gifted Southern Child!
Why can't men pass wind quietly? See what my research turned up: The Silence of the Men!
Evils of Housework
Late October is the season for frightening things, just like my House of Horrors!
Worry no more! I have Quick and Easy Housecleaning Tips
Pregnancy and Beyond
Pregnancy ain't near as bad as everyone says. Read what Southern Angel says the 4th time around in her pregnancy journal: Countdown to Delivery: Angel's Story!
I overheard several men discussing intimate relations with a new dad and it seems that the new mom was showing some Postpartum Prudence.
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School Time Crazies
My daughter had her first dance - I had my first dance (as a chaperone). Read all the rules my Dancing Queen made for me.
There's something all moms dread: The First Day of School, so grab a tissue and read on about mine!
Who are you going with? Do you remember who you went with in middle school? Read about who's going with whom and where and what in: Young Love. Oy. I really have to go now.
Little Lessons for Us All
Cell phones can distract a driver, yes, but we moms have many MANY more things that make us Driven to Distraction!!
My kids are driving me CRAZY! Yours too? Well then come join me in a Manic Mom Pity Party!
Chocolate? Flowers? A bath (alone)? What Do I Want for Mother's Day?
How could my family's Word of the Week be so embarrassing? Well, I learned that You Reap What You Sow
Body hair has prompted my poetic side in "The Pits"!
Pity parties don't get you anywhere, most of the time as I found out in: As I Lay Pouting.
Moms from all over share their hearts in: Mommy Moments
In every mom's life, there are times when we worry, and what's most comforting is that we're In His Hands
When you're trying to sell your house, there are a ton of things to put on your to-do list, and when you're pregnant that list triples. Check out our old house's Selling Points!
"I'm driving." Those two words - when uttered by my 16 year-old son Josh - set off a stink similar to a Second Civil War. Read on in Driving Miss Crazy.
Parenting Parodies
Traveling with kids not only gives you a headache from all the arguing, but there's the constant whining for bathroom breaks. Just "Let Him Pee", I say!
Moms! Dads! Sing along with me and beg the younguns to "Let Me Be"!
In this world, there are many things that offend me, so sing along to "My Offensive Things"!
Kids and Sports
My oldest son is playing tackle football for the first time. In my opinion, it's all Unnecessary Roughness.
Hoo boy, I'm out of my league - the youth football league, that is. What exactly makes these football coaches so mean? Read more in All Hail the Fierce Football Coach!
Are the kids on your child's playing field bullying him? Give him these fun Soccer Kid Comebacks!
In the fall of 1997, my oldest child and only daughter Ashley had her first soccer game and I worried because she was The Tender Gender. Little did I know we'd both become raging soccer maniacs.
Boys love football and girls love football players;to see the defensive strategies that only 10- and 11-year-old boys can come up with are explained in Pass Interceptions piece!
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