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Southern Humor
Southern Humor
Winter precipitation is rare in L.A. - Lower Alabama. When we hear that it might be on the way, we celebrate by having Winter Weather Hysteria!
It's scary living in Tornado Alley during the spring, but when you get trapped a small basement room with relatives, it's downright frightening! Read about my Relative Air Pressure!
The weather here in the South has made a Weather Watcher out of me!
Edwin Denby said, "There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good," and maybe that explains why I should've done more Shower Dancin' in my youth.
Do jerks know they are being jerks? For my latest jerk research read my The Taming of the Jerk!
Critter 'n Varmint Humor
Every home should have at least one pooter. Why? Read my: Ode to a Pooter.
Normally, visiting the lavatory at 4am is uneventful, except for when you marry someone who Dances With Squirrels!
Of Mice and Momma: My dad built the part-prefab, part-cedar, part-cinderblock, part-lumber, part-whazzit house I grew up in. His continual on-again-off-again-forgot-again construction allowed for many critters to take up residence.
Poor February. Not only does this month have the fewest days, it is the most under-appreciated and unpopular month of the year.
The dog days of summer have all kinds of fascinating superstitions and oddities, the oddest one being how I kept ending up in the doghouse! Read why in "Doggone Doghouse Days of Summer"!
Sure the little children have suffered but these kids nowadays just don't know how good they have it! I believe it's Suffer the Little Old Folks now!
Got a couch? They're used for more than mere sitting - they're a social necessity being used for anything like, a conversational piece, sleeping place for angry spouses, a trysting place, a loafing place and a porch decoration. Read more: Sofa Loafin' to share!
Summer is like a sanctuary from school, read my short summertime memoir: Sanctuary of Summertime
Back when I was young, Halloween was so simple. There wasn't any occult hoo-doo scary stuff, but just obnoxious silliness and fun. Read more in Trick or Treat - Smell My Feet.
Folklore, Fantasy and Downright Fibbin'
Uniting two families is a big deal and there are many traditions, superstitions, and rites that must be followed or you'll might end up on the Jerry Springer show. Learn all about Matrimonial Lore here.
The mysterious connection between UFOs, Kung-Fu and over-indulgence of alcohol is REVEALED for the first time ever as two *real* rednecks rip the lid off another government conspiracy, or a case of cold ones, whichever comes first. Burp. "The Great Kung Fu Conspiracy - a Short Story."
What a nightmare! Darlene just wanted to exchange her jeans at the Marty-Mart ... see what happens in this tale of horror at the Discount Store Terror!
Can absence make the heart grow fonder? It sure makes the teeth grow longer, the hair thinner, and other stuff. Pet-Pet misses her Booger - who has been locked away in the Georgia big house. See: Pet-Pet's Lament
Ever watch the "World's Scariest Places" reality show? I did. Once. Click on over to An American Redneck in London to see what it would be like if a family of Southerners visited a haunted castle!
We've all heard of Urban Legends, but I've got some Suburban Legends to share!
