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Edwin Denby said, "There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good," and maybe that explains why I should've done more Shower Dancin' in my youth.	Of Mice and Momma: My dad built the part-prefab, part-cedar, part-cinderblock, part-lumber, part-whazzit house I grew up in. His continual on-again-off-again-forgot-again construction allowed for many critters to take up residence.
Traveling? Visit historic and fun Lake Winnepesaukah! We had a ball!	The mysterious connection between UFOs, Kung-Fu and over-indulgence of alcohol is REVEALED for the first time ever as two real rednecks rip the lid off another government conspiracy, or a case of cold ones, whichever comes first. Burp. " The Great Kung Fu Conspiracy - a Short Story."
What makes me tick? Read about my Hillbilly Heritage!	I'd like to introduce you to my Uncle Oscar and some of his new friends in, "Uncle Oscar and the Opossums."
What a nightmare! Darlene just wanted to exchange her jeans at the Marty-Mart ... see what happens in this tale of horror at the Discount Store Terror!	Can absence make the heart grow fonder? It sure makes the teeth grow longer, the hair thinner, and other stuff. Pet-Pet misses her Booger - who has been locked away in the Georgia big house. See: Pet-Pet's Lament
Poor old Uncle Oscar had some smelly visitors. Read his triumphant (tragic?) story at: Uncle Oscar Confronts the Pole Cats.	I had a dream - or did I? See what it's like to be A Redneck Ms. American!
I am the Queen of Kudzu!	To some, it's "war paint," to others, it's "putting on makeup," to me, it's "Painting the Barn.".
Do I really have a Gifted Child? Why sure! Here's how to Care for an Officially Gifted Southern Child!	My 20th High School reunion prompted a mid-life crisis, read about my Viper Red Mid-life Gift!
Normally, visiting the lavatory at 4am is uneventful, except for when you marry someone who Dances With Squirrels!	I wanted homemade beans, but wasn't prepared for the horror of: The Weevil Within!
The weather here in the South has made a Weather Watcher out of me!	Sittin' Purty Alabama is trying to make it illegal to have a heap in your yard!
An honest election? Yeah right. Check out: "The Politics of Voting"	Ever watch the "World's Scariest Places" reality show? I did. Once. Click on over to An American Redneck in London to see what it would be like if a family of Southerners visited a haunted castle!
It's scary living in Tornado Alley during the spring, but when you get trapped a small basement room with relatives, it's downright frightening! Read about my Relative Air Pressure!	Got a couch? They're used for more than mere sitting - they're a social necessity being used for anything like, a conversational piece, sleeping place for angry spouses, a trysting place, a loafing place and a porch decoration. Read more: Sofa Loafin' to share!
We've all heard of Urban Legends, but I've got some Suburban Legends to share!	Summer is like a sanctuary from school, read my short summertime memoir: Sanctuary of Summertime

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