Gertie's Got the Goods on Cookin'

Southern Cookin' is art and not all folks can do it just like Momma does. This here booklet's to help all y'all put a little South in yer mouth. This booklet contains over thirty pages of Gertie's best advice on food, plus some great recipes! NEW!

Have a big butt? Want a big butt? Don't understand big butts? Well, Gertie's got everything you need right here. This booklet contains fourteen pages of big butt wisdom. Topics include: Caring for Your Big Butt, Big Thongs for Your Big Butt, Big Implants for Big Butts, Musical Butts, Where the Big Butts Are, Poor Folks want Big Butts Too, and many more!

Being pregnant can be fun and downright frightenin' if ya don't know what's going on. Since Gertie's been through it over four times, she decided to share with y'all her expertise on how to handle the sickies, the bloaties, the munchies, and all that other stuff. Having a bun in the oven ain't pretty, so consider yourself warned, now. This booklet has over twenty pages of these topics: Sick Tired 'n Sore, Feeling Frisky and Flatulent, Gift Ideas for the Mom-to-Be, Trying to Keep Regular, Handling Yer Mom-in-Law, Worries, and many more!