"Dirty Counts Done Dirt Cheap"

With apologies to AC/DC and the DNC

If you're havin' trouble with your low vote count
It's givin' you the blues
You wanna be the prez but not in this bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
We're always home
Vi-sit right now
Just type in D-N-C dot-org hey
We lead a life for Al

Dirty Counts Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Counts and they're Done Dirt Cheap

You got problems in your e-lec-tion
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with Flor-i-da
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
We're here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty Counts Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Counts and they're Done Dirt Cheap

If there's an opponent and you want him gone
But you ain't got the guts
He keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave Bush alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
We're happy to be
Your re-count men

Dirty Counts Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Counts and they're Done Dirt Cheap

Dimpled chads, snide comments, mad voters
Done Dirt Cheap
Lawsuits, protests, high voltage!
Done Dirt Cheap