{With apologies to Beyonce Knowles and Pinto Beans Everywhere}

I'm feelin' gassy
I wantchoo to pull my finger, boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feelin' kind of F-A-R-T-Y
I might just make you sick of me
Baby, the minute I feel gassy
Last night's bean's takin' over me
Start feelin' so gassy, babe
I feel the cramp coming over me
I don't know what's gotten over me
That taco's got me feelin' so gassy, babe

Tonight I'll be your farty girl
I feel like I might hurl
We're gonna turn this party out
I need a Pepto toddy
Tonight I'll be your farty girl
I feel like I might hurl
I see you look me up and down
And I came to fart, hey!

You're so gassy, tonight we'll harmonize, boy
The way the odor floats across the floor
You got me feelin' F-A-R-T-Y
I might just make you sick of me

Baby, the minute I feel gassy
Last night's bean's takin' over me
Start feelin' so gassy, babe
I feel the cramp coming over me
I don't know what's gotten over me
That taco's got me feelin' so gassy, babe

Tonight I'll be your farty girl
I feel like I might hurl
We're gonna turn this party out
I need a Pepto toddy
Tonight I'll be your farty girl
I feel like I might hurl
I see you look me up and down
And I came to fart, hey!

Ah, pull my finger baby
Ah, pull my finger baby
Ah, pull my finger baby
Ah, pull my finger baby

Tonight I'll be your farty girl
I feel like I might hurl
We're gonna turn this party out
I need a Pepto toddy
Tonight I'll be your farty girl
I feel like I might hurl
I see you look me up and down
And I came to fart, hey!

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