SouthernAngel's "I Wish I Had Jesse's Press"

"I Wish I Had Jesse's Press"

Sung by Bill Clinton to the tune of Rick Springfield's "Jessie's Girl"

Jesse likes to preach, yeah, I know he's been against all that lyin'.
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define -
Jesse's had himself an intern, and the public relations are fine.

And they're watching him with those eyes.
And they're lovin' him with their minds, I just know it!
Yeah 'n' they're holding him in their arms late, late at night.

CHORUS:
You know, I wish that I had Jesse's press.
I wish that I had Jesse's press!
Where can I find media relations like that?

He counseled me 'bout my affair.

He said I didn't sleep with that woman!
You know, I feel so dirty when I hear about Newt.
I wanna tell the nation I love them, but the point is probably moot.

'Cause they're watching him with those eyes.
And they're lovin' him with their minds, I just know it!
And they're holding him in their arms late, late at night.

CHORUS

Like Jesse's press!

I wish that I had Jesse's press!
Where can I find relations, uh, I mean where can I find media relations like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,

Wondering what they don't see in me.
I've been funny - I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way politics are supposed to be?
Tell me, where can I find media relations like that?

(Solo)

You know, I wish that I had Jesse's press.

I wish that I had Jesse's press.
I want Jesse's press! Where can I find press like that?

Like Jesse's press, I wish that I had Jesse's press!

I want - I want Jesse's press!

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