Kerry's on T.V.
Yeah, he brags about his three purple hearts
With the liberal press - it ain't hard to define
Kerry's flip-flopped on everything and his P.R. is fine.

The press watches him with blind eyes.
They're loving him with their broadcasts, he can't blow it!
Yeah, and they're showing his agenda late, late at night.

CHORUS:
You know, I wish that I had Kerry's press!
I wish that I had Kerry's press!
Where can I find media relations like that?

I play along with the charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute
I wanna tell them where to get off, but the point is probably moot.

'Cause the press sees him with blind eyes.
They're loving him with their broadcasts, he can't blow it!
Yeah, and they're showing his agenda late, late at night.

CHORUS:
You know, I wish that I had Kerry's press!
I wish that I had Kerry's press!
Where can I find media relations like that?
Like Kerry's press! I wish that I had Kerry's press!
Where can I find relations, uh, I mean where can I find media relations like that?

And I'm lookin' at the TV all the time,
Wondering what they see in Kerry.
And he's been funny, he's cool with party lines.
Boy, ain't politics really scary?

Tell me, where can I find media relations like that?

CHORUS:
You know, I wish that I had Kerry's press!
I wish that I had Kerry's press!
I want Kerry's press! Where can I find press like that?
Like Kerry's press, I wish that I had Kerry's press!
I want - I want Kerry's press!

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