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Take Me Home to My C-SPAN

(Sung to the Monkee's tune "Last Train to Clarksville")
By: Traci Channell and Angela Gillaspie Copyright (c) August 2000

Take me home to my C-SPAN
And turn on my favorite station.
I can tune in by four-thirty
To watch the state of the nation.
Don't be slow, oh no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no!

'Cause they're voting in the morning
And I must see it again.
I've no time to take a shower,
Or even run to the bathroom.
And I must go, oh no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no!
And I want to make the senate floor my home.

Take me home to my C-SPAN
And turn on my favorite station.
I won't have time for beer and Doritos
I must see the politicians.
Oh ... oh no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no!

Take me home to my C-SPAN,
I cannot answer my phone.
I love the sound of the noisy -
C-SPAN station all alone.
I love the show, oh no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no!

And I want to make the senate floor my home.
Take me home to my C-SPAN
Take me home to my C-SPAN
[Repeat and Fade]

 Midi care of The Midi Mirage: The Monkees


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