I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. ~George Bernard Shaw

10 Ways to Spot a Mat Momma
By: Angela Gillaspie ©2017 All Rights Reserved

1. Her user name on the computer is "RasslnMom"
   
2. She yells "Short time!" at the preacher when it's time to go.
   
3. She has no fingernails from December to March.
   
4. She's too hoarse to sing in the Sunday Choir from December to March.
   
5. Her children behave at Walmart because they fear her deadly crossface.
   
6. In the checkout line, she accuses the clerk of stalling and then challenges him to a short "winner-take-a-20%-discount" match.
   
7. She rewards the kids with pins when they do their chores.
   
8. She finally feels comfortable at the annual family reunion when it comes time to play "Pin Uncle Earl."
   
9. She's the one yelling "Git 'R Done!" at the middle school soccer game.
   
10. She likes to get to know new teachers by having a little "mat time" together.
    

More enduringly than any other sport, wrestling teaches self-control and pride. Some have wrestled without great skill - none have wrestled without pride. ~USA Olympic Wrestling Coach Dan Gable

Stay tuned for more of Southern Angel's wrasslin' weirdness!