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"Let Me Be"

By: Angela Gillaspie © 2004 All Rights Reserved
With apologies to McCartney and Lennon

When I find my boys lookin' for trouble
Their sister comes to me
I yell out the window, "Let me be!"
And in my hour of darkness
They want chips, orange soda, and candy
I beg and plead to them, "Let me be!"
"Let me be, let me be!"
Whimper words of wisdom, "Let me be."

And when the broken toilet splatters
In a puddle to my knee
There won't be a plunger, let me be.
For though they fight like cats and dogs there's
Still a chance that I can flee
Nope, it just won't happen, let me be.
Let me be, let me be! Yeah!
Nope, it just won't happen, let me be.

And when the clothes are dirty
There's barely energy left in me
Can't it wait 'til tomorrow? Let me be!
I wake up to the sound of screaming,
"Momma! Ashley hit me!"
I beg and plead to them, "Let me be!"
Let me be, let me be!
Whimper words of wisdom, "Let me be."


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