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Parenting Humor
CSI: Momma - She
knows whodunit!
At first I thought bananas were nutritious and yummy, but little did I know there
was a dark side to these simple
Bananas.
My kids handled the loss of their goldfish, "Tiger" really ... uh ... strange. Read
about it Angel's very controversial piece:
Funeral for a Friend.
"One baby to rule them all, one mom to find them, and one ring for them to fight
over and with magic markers they try to redesign them."
~Lord of the Stacking Rings.
Once upon a time, there was a little kitty named
Goofy Noodle
that was so so so ... goofy! Click on over and read my first attempt writing a children's story!
With the flu comes the power of germ warfare. Read more in
A Tale of Sick Kiddies!
After dreaming of Barbie Dolls, I wondered how I could keep them off our endangered species list in:
The Bountiful Barbie Dream.
Delights of Males
Why do Moms mistrust Dads so much? Find out why in
A Mom's Paranoia.
They bark, eat off the floor, chase the mailman, and can wreck a room in less than
15 seconds. Puppies, right? Yes and no. Find out more in
The Varmint Revelation.
Growing up with two sisters has me at a huge disadvantage for raising boys, but as
time goes by, I see that they're partly made of
Sugar, Spice, and Puppy Dog Tails.
How I wish my bathrooms had
Solitary Occupancy.
One daughter ("Princess Punches") and THREE sons ("Matches," "Gasoline," and "Lucky Strike") together
make a colossal
Spontaneous Combustion.
I've just about had all I can take with street gangs, uh, I mean playgroups. Read
"The Neighborhood
Boys" to see whazzup and who's nuts!
Love can be found by stomping on someone's foot - read the story of a four-year-old's first
love in "Nicky's Love Story."
Am I too overprotective of my 3-year-old at the pool? You decide:
The Adventures of Super Nicky!
My preschooler wanted candy, I said no. Read about the aromatic gift he left for me in
"A Surprise for Mommy!"
Did I really have a Gifted Child? Why sure! Here's how to
Care for an Officially
Gifted Southern Child!
Why can't men pass wind quietly? See what my research turned up:
Silence of the Men!
Evils of Housework
Late October is the season for frightening things, just like my
House of Horrors!
Worry no more! I have
Quick and Easy Housecleaning Tips
Pregnancy and Beyond
Pregnancy ain't near as bad as everyone says. Read what Southern Angel says the 4th time
around in her pregnancy journal:
Countdown to Delivery: Angel's Story!
I overheard several men discussing intimate relations with a new dad and it seems that
the new mom was showing some
Postpartum Prudence.
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School Time Crazies
My daughter had her first dance - I had my first dance (as a chaperone). Read all the
rules my Dancing Queen
made for me.
There's something all moms dread:
The First Day of
School, so grab a tissue and read on about mine!
Who are you going with? Do you remember who you went with in middle school? Read about
who's going with whom and where and what in:
Young Love. Oy. I
really have to go now.
Little Lessons for Us All
Watching a Killdeer bird distract us from her nest, I noted this behavior was the perfect
example of parents in
Natural Instinct.
Cell phones can distract a driver, yes, but we moms have many MANY more things that make us
Driven to Distraction!!
My kids are driving me CRAZY! Yours too? Well then come join me in a
Manic Mom Pity Party!
Mother's Day is a nice holiday, but it isn't quite one of those cushy weekday government
holidays, so what exactly are the
Merits of Mother's Day?
Chocolate? Flowers? A bath (alone)?
What Do I Want for Mother's Day?
How could my family's Word of the Week be so embarrassing? Well, I learned that
You Reap What You Sow
Body hair has prompted my poetic side in
"The Pits"!
Pity parties don't get you anywhere, most of the time as I found out in:
As I Lay Pouting.
Moms from all over share their hearts in:
Mommy Moments
In every mom's life, there are times when we worry, and what's most comforting is that we're
In His Hands
When you're trying to sell your house, there are a ton of things to put on your to-do list,
and when you're pregnant that list triples. Check out our old house's
Selling Points!
"I'm driving." Those two words - when uttered by my then 16 year-old son Josh - set off a stink
similar to a Second Civil War. Read on in
Driving Miss Crazy.
With the numerous school shootings, the ever-watching and opinionated public is screaming,
"More gun control!" Others scream back, "Where were the parents?" I want to know why there isn't
Kid Control.
Parenting Parodies
Traveling with kids not only gives you a headache from all the arguing, but there's the
constant whining for bathroom breaks. Just
"Let Him Pee", I say!
Moms! Dads! Sing along with me and beg the younguns to
"Let Me Be"!
In this world, there are many things that offend me, so sing along to
"My Offensive Things"!
Kids and Sports
My oldest son is playing tackle football for the first time. In my opinion, it's all
Unnecessary Roughness.
Hoo boy, I'm out of my league - the youth football league, that is. What exactly makes
these football coaches so mean? Read more in
All Hail the Fierce
Football Coach!
Are the kids on your child's playing field bullying him? Give him these fun
Soccer Kid Comebacks!
In the fall of 1997, my oldest child and only daughter Ashley had her first soccer game
and I worried because she was
The Tender Gender. Little did I know we'd both become raging soccer maniacs.
Boys love football and girls love football players;to see the defensive strategies that only
10- and 11-year-old boys can come up with are explained in
Pass Interceptions piece!
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