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Great Comebacks for Soccer Kids

By: Coach Angela Gillaspie Spring Season 2003

There will be times when you'll hear ugly stuff out on the playing field. Kids talk this way for two reasons:

Knowing why they talk the way they do still won't help your feelings, right? Well, I've decided to make a list of comebacks for you to use when you happen to find yourself the victim of a trash-talker (TT).

If the TT yells profanity at you, try:

If the TT insults your appearance, try:

If the TT insults anything else, try:

I hope these help, if not then try the old standby of just ignoring them - it gets them every time.

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