"Let Him Pee"

By: Angela Gillaspie © 2000
With apologies to McCartney and Lennon

When I find myself in my pickup

My Momma's words come to me

Speaking words of wisdom, "Let him pee."

And in this hour of madness

She's holding a towel in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom, "Let him pee."

Let him pee, let him pee.

Whisper words of wisdom, "Let him pee."

And when the others in my vehicle

Riding right along agree

There will be an answer, "Let him pee."

For though he may have farted there is

Still a chance that they will see

There will be relief, when he pees.

Let him pee, let him pee. Yeah.

There will be relief, when he pees.

And when the night is cloudy,

The light at the rest station shines on me,

Shine on until tomorrow, let him pee.

I drive to the sound of music

My Momma comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom, "Let him pee."

Let him pee, let him pee.

There will be relief, when he pees.

Let him pee, let him pee,

Whisper words of wisdom, let him pee.

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