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Hit the Snooze, Babe

(To the tune of "I Got You Babe")

By: Keith Sanvidge and Angela Gillaspie © July 2000

 

ANGELA: All through the night, I had to go, Tripped on the cat and stubbed my toe

KEITH: I stayed out late, got drunk on booze, I'm still sleepy, so baby hit the snooze

 

KEITH: Babe

BOTH: Hit the snooze, babe. Hit the snooze, babe

 

ANGELA: I stayed up too, sat on the throne Too much pintos, I had to be alone

KEITH: The alarm rings please stop the clamor If you don't then I'll smash it with a hammer

 

KEITH: Babe

BOTH: Hit the snooze, babe. Hit the snooze, babe

 

KEITH: I can't stand its stupid beep, Cut it off so I can sleep

ANGELA: And when I'm tired, it will blare Oh I'm weary now -- it's really not fair

ANGELA: I have to pray please let me rest 'Cause I don't care, I don't want to get dressed

KEITH: And if you don't want to wake up, Just hit snooze and make the alarm shut up

 

KEITH: Babe

BOTH: Hit the snooze, babe. Hit the snooze, babe

 

KEITH: Hit the snooze 'cause it annoys

ANGELA: Hit the snooze please kill the noise

KEITH: Hit the snooze it won't cause harm

ANGELA: Hit the snooze on the alarm

KEITH: Hit the snooze use a hatchet

ANGELA: Hit the snooze really smash it

KEITH: Hit the snooze you lazy bum

ANGELA: Hit the snooze what are you, dumb?

 

BOTH: Hit the snooze, babe. Hit the snooze, babe

Hit the snooze, babe. Hit the snooze, babe. Hit the snooze babe.


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