Hi! Welcome to Southern Angel's Sports Humor Page
There aren't too many football widows here in the South because we love The Thrill of the Game
My oldest son is playing tackle football for the first time. In my opinion, it's all Unnecessary Roughness
Hoo boy, I'm out of my league - the youth football league, that is. What exactly makes these football coaches so mean? Read more in All Hail the Fierce Football Coach!
Boys love football and girls love football players, click here to see the defensive strategies that only 10- and 11-year-old boys can come up with in my Pass Interceptions piece!
Other Sports Humor
Think wrestling is funny? Visit this
Is racing a death wish? Are Southerners brave or just stupid? Well, click on over to my "For the Love of Sports" and get the answers to these burning questions!
Are some people born to be jerks or do they practice in front of a mirror? Read Congenital Jerks for the scoop!
With my boys beginning to play contact sports, I'm having to learn all about those Masculine Appliances
I'm fed up with parents going berserk at youth soccer games, read Competition: Friend or Foe? and see what you can do.
Sports Fans Beware! This page offers everything you wondered about sports!
Fishing on TV is too complicated and it ain't how I was taught. Read on
to learn all about Backwater Fishin'!
Soccer Humor 'n Stuff
Many odd things have happened to me over the 10+ years I've coached soccer.
One memory is very flattering (in some sick psychotic way) when I found myself
Flirtin' with Disaster!
Coaching youth soccer and don't know what to do? I've got drills and advice!
I've been injured on the soccer field. Read about my sprained ... ah ... chest part in Safety Cups!
Are the kids on your child's playing field bullying him? Give him these fun Soccer Kid Comebacks!
In the fall of 1997, my oldest child and only daughter Ashley had her first soccer game and I worried because she was The Tender Gender. Little did I know we'd both become raging soccer maniacs.
Gertie's Sports Humor
Gertie tackles football!
Gertie has a NASCAR Glossary!
Gertie visits Talladega! On Page 1 she shows her true feelings about Tony Stewart and Dale Junior, plus helps out on pit road.
Gertie visits Talladega! On Page 2, she sits on pit wall, takes Terry LaBonte's car for a spin, and fusses at Jeff Gordon's mechanic.
Gertie visits Talladega! On Page 3 she REALLY checks out Jeff Gordon.
Gertie Goes Snipe Huntin' with Beer Can Bob™!
Gertie hunts feral dogs, Part I - "The Trip to Red Clay"
Gertie hunts feral dogs, Part II - "Shootin' the Moon"
Gertie hunts feral dogs, the conclusion: Part III - "Trappin' Them Thangs"
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