Gertie's Goodies

Click on over and find out what Gertie's got to say!

• Gertie Slices Up Pie Advice!
• Wonderin' what's missing from your bathroom? What does Gertie and Clyde have in their shared boo-dwar? Well, read Gert's Southern Toiletries!
• To flush or not to flush? Gertie Talks On Toilet Troubles!
• Gertie Councils on Common Critters!
• Gertie's Got the Inside Scoop on the Crocodile Hunter finding God!
• Gertie's Waxin' Poetic-like About Toilet Paper!
• Gertie Advises on the Third Trimester of Pregnancy!
• Gertie Consults on the Second Trimester of Pregnancy!
• Gertie Councils on the First Trimester of Pregnancy!
• Gertie's HAD IT with Telephone Solicitation!
• Gertie Mediates on Mother's Day!
• Gertie has His-n-Hers Gift Idears'!
• Gertie's Elaboratin' on Lovin'!
• Gertie Tells all about Truck Hanky Panky!
• Is it gonna snow? You better click on over and see what Gertie says you need to buy!
• What's your New Year resolution? See what resolutions Gertie's got!
• Gertie's got Gift Idears and Craftin' Advice!
• Gertie's Holiday Planner!
• Gertie has cold weather advice!
• Gertie has Gone to War!
• Gertie Discusses Office Decorum!
• Gertie Pontificates on Politics!
• Gertie gets Together with Dizzy Dee and Lo-Reeta and they Answer all y'all's Questions about Discount Nuptials!
• Gertie celebrates being a woman!
• Gertie's Got the Goods on Cookin'!
• Gertie talks about Thanksgiving!
• Gertie lists fun things to do on Halloween!
• Gertie tackles football!
• Look out for them hurricanes! Visit Gertie's Know-it-All Hurricane Center!
• Has yer honey lost that lovin' feelin'? Take Gertie's test!
• Gertie's Gone Prankin'!
• Gertie's Cloudin' up a Storm!
• Gertie Has Answers to Those Questions that Make You Go, "Hmm"!
• Gertie gets Defensive!
• Gertie shares her Dissertation on passin' gas!
• Gertie Grills Mr. Hoosane Dick-tater!
• Gertie Probes Boogers!
• Gertie Gripes about Gettin' Old!
• Gertie Gets all Shook Up!
• Gertie's got Flying Tips!
• Gertie has a NASCAR Glossary!
• Gertie Got Hate Mail!
• Gertie's Grilled Cheese Page!
• Gertie visits Talladega! On Page 1 she shows her true feelings about Tony Stewart and Dale Junior, plus helps out on pit road. Next, on Page 2, she sits on pit wall, takes Terry LaBonte's car for a spin, and fusses at Jeff Gordon's mechanic, and on Page 3 she REALLY checks out Jeff Gordon.
• Gertie Grapples Hooter Boosters!
• Gertie Teases Big Hair!
• Gertie Talks About an Encounter with the Mysterious Roadside Pooper!
• Gertie Goes Snipe Huntin' with Beer Can Bob™!
• Gertie Briefs us on Big Butts!
• Gertie Delves into the Great Toilet Paper Debate!
• Gertie Shares Her Heartfelt Thoughts about Underwear!
• Gertie Braves Bathroom Etiquette!
• Gertie's gabbin' on sex!
• Gertie explains being Southern!
• Gertie gets rid of feral dogs, Part I - "The Trip to Red Clay"
• Gertie gets rid of feral dogs, Part II - "Shootin' the Moon"
• Gertie gets rid of feral dogs, the conclusion: Part III - "Trappin' Them Thangs"